“YOUR CAPTCHA OFFENDS ME. PAY ME $320K!”
We all know that CAPTCHA, the challenge-response security feature found on most websites nowadays, is a pain. However, most people also understand that it’s a necessary evil. We here at Backpage use it to thwart evil-doers who use spam to peddle their schemes and bots who would seek to exploit our services and harass our users.
After CAPTCHA offended one Backpage user so badly, he claims the very foundation of his company came undone. In fact, in a letter from the users’ attorney, it offended a girl, who was spamming our site performing “data entry work” on behalf of the user, so badly that the traumatic event left his employee shattered and in ruin.
What randomly generated word was the user asked to enter that could generate such chaos, you ask? The most terrible and offensive kind of all; a “slang expression for female genitalia”. At least, that’s what their attorney claims in a poorly written letter he sent us a while back.
As we all know, when fabricating a lawsuit, it is considered bad etiquette to demand anything under a quarter million dollars. Knowing this, the user, being the fine and upstanding businessman he is, has demanded we pay him $320,000 in “damages”.
For those of you keeping score at home that’s THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS.
I could go on and on about how the word “pussy” isn’t a word that’s entirely uncommon to hear on network television nowadays or that it wouldn’t be a shock to see it in an elementary school library, but what I really want to know is…does anyone else see the irony here? Come on. Is it just me or is this guy being a pussy?
- Carl

September 9th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
It’s not just you
September 9th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
And uh, yeah he’s being a pussy and my Perisan is offended by the fact we don’t have another name for this idiot! :)
September 13th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Can someone post a representation of what the pussy that this guy is so offended with? I want to see it first hand so I can make judgment for myself
September 14th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Dude thats funny. I love your closing line that takes the cake. The world is full of some crazy people thats for sure. In addition what Virtual assistant gets paid $60,000???
And yes the guy is a pussy!
September 16th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
thats insane
September 17th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Isn’t the first word a real word & the second a scanned word helping with the Guttenberg Project?
September 19th, 2009 at 7:14 am
Isn’t pussy just another word for a cat ?
You should sue them for having their minds in the gutter and twisting this into something that it didn’t need to be.